I may lose business as a result of this confession, but yeah I’m an avid Bachelor fan. Seriously the best show on TV! Ha ha! So now that the secret is out…
How is Michelle still on the show?!?!?!
Not sure who watches the Bachelor out there, but how is it possible that Michelle the “It’s my Birthday”, “I have a black eye” drama queen who orchestrates drama at every turn still on the show?!?! Like really… REALLY?!?! I think she’s the Devil. Then it got me thinking...She’s not the Devil, she’s Ursula from the Little Mermaid!!! Not only do they look similar, but they completely put their man in a trance and seduce them into their wicked ways. See the picture below for further evidence.
Need I say more? She’s absolutely driving me crazy, but hey maybe that’s a good thing since drama is king on this show. Did anyone else laugh out loud when Chantal (talking to Ursula) was like “Oh you’re 1 on 1 date card doesn’t say – love – in it like everyone elses”. At which point Ursula goes into a crazy rage that maybe Brad doesn’t love her. To further accentuate the point Chantal, says “Oh it probably doesn’t mean anything!” Bah ha ha, that was so awesome!
My faves at this point are: